THREDDY REX COMICS
Annual Bonus Freddy Mug
2019-08-28
Description
[PANEL 1 - Threddy and Freddy stand in a wood-paneled room. Threddy addresses Freddy, who looks unimpressed.] Threddy: People are unhappy with the annual bonuses this year. Freddy: Why. Threddy: You just gave everyone a mug with your photo on it. [PANEL 2 - Close-up of Freddy the raccoon calmly explaining his philosophy.] Freddy: The truth is, it doesn't matter what I do. Freddy: Unhappy people will be unhappy regardless of what I give them. Freddy: And happy people... are just always happy. [PANEL 3 - Threddy pushes back, and Freddy responds by completely missing the point.] Threddy: You could at least try. Freddy: Ok I'll try. Can I get you a fresh coffee in your brand new Freddy mug? Threddy: That's not what I meant.