THREDDY REX COMICS

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[PANEL 1 - Freddy the raccoon peers out of a metal trash can on an outdoor office walkway, making a phone call.] Freddy: Thanks for taking my call on a Saturday. Quick question: if someone hypothetically bought 500 rolls of toilet paper and wanted to sell them for profit, where could they sell them. [PANEL 2 - Threddy the dinosaur sits at a table in a paint-your-own-pottery "Design Center," looking unimpressed.] Threddy: Do you expect me to believe that's a hypothetical. Return the toilet paper and pretend this never happened.