STATUS REPORTS

September 21, 2024

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[PANEL 1 - Threddy and Freddy standing in the office. The wall behind them is purple.]

Threddy: If I’m using AI to write my status reports, and you’re using AI to read my status reports, can we just skip the status reports?

Freddy: No, it needs to look like we are doing something.

[PANEL 2 - Closeup of Freddy]

Freddy: Fire up the nuclear reactor! We need more status reports!